(patterned after erieko's journal entry :D -- http://inukkoro07.multiply.com/journal/item/253/A_Letter_to_Someone.?replies_read=2)
Dear ma. katherine. a. magpantay,
I don't really know how to tell you this,I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg outside of your office and I saw you Carve your initials into The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep Your neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break your legs and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Best of luck on the sex change,
shingles
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